Sweet Pea’s letter to the neighbors

Hi, my name is Sweet Pea, and I am the bird dog/terrier mix next door. Maybe you've seen me around. This is really embarrassing, but I have to admit I have a huge crush on your dog. He is so handsome! I tell my owners I really need to go outside just so I can look at him. My mom is getting really tired of this, but what can I do? He is such a dream.

Well I was kind of wondering if it would be okay to come over and meet him one day, actually muzzle to muzzle. Don’t worry, I’m not one of those girls, and besides, I had that spay surgery last spring. I would love to look into his eyes, and perhaps play spit head with the cute guy.

My mom says I act like a wild hyena around other dogs, but that is only till I get to meet them. Then I remember my manners. I have a brother at home, but he’s 12, and isn't interested in playing with me. Actually, he’s really grouchy. I’m only 3, so you see why I like to play.
You've never met me, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, call me maybe!
Sweet Pea